August 2011
That's Not A Zero, Dad
Father: Why did you get a zero for your test?!
Son: That’s not a zero, dad.
Father: Then what is it to you?!
Son: My teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon…
Father: *What the…?!*
What Does "Study" mean?
STUDY
S: Sleeping T: Talking U: Unlimited games D: Dreaming Y: Yawning
老师 VS 废学生
老师： 你们这种学生到底为了什么而活？
学生： 为了你而活，为了你而梦 [为你而活 - 神木与瞳]
老师： 你们是不是当我是对手？
学生： 我一脚劈开天，跟着我去冒险 [对手 - 终极三国主题曲]
老师： 以前的人美的读书，现在你们这样顶撞老师，你们觉得你们不够幸福吗？
学生： 怎么了？你累了，说好的幸福呢？ [说好的幸福呢？ - 周杰伦]
老师： 为了你们，我复印了那么多作业给你们
学生： 因为你，没有谁能代营 [因为你 - 东与哲]
老师： 你们还有7天就考试了！
学生： 来不及，来不及，来不及算命，我们决定要在一起 [七天追到你 - 林宇中]
老师： 你们给我出去晒太阳！
学生： 晒一晒太阳，天气晴朗，哦沙滩 [太阳雨 - 东与哲]
老师： *晕死*
A Nice Way To Ruin A Romantic Conversation
The boy texts a message to his girlfriend: “My love, If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
The girl read this and replied: “If I’m in the toilet, what do I send?”
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Girl: “I’m saving all my love for you, my darling.
Boy: “But I’m saving...
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Stupid horror movies
I hate it when in horror movies, the victim yells out “Hello?”. As if the killer is gonna reply “Yeah dude, I’m in the freaking kitchen! You want something or you want to be killed?”
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