Pandora: Oh yes I know, Mandy. Her name is Winnie, I went through his fucking phone.
Mandy: So what are you gonna do, Pandora?
Pandora: What the fuck do you think I’m gonna-
Mandy: You’re gonna call her?
Pandora: Of course I’m gonna call her.
Mandy: It’s fine, Pando-
Pandora: No, I’m gonna call her for taking your man away.
Pandora: No, I insist on calling her. So just relax and let me deal with her, alright?
Mandy: Alright, Pandora. And thank you.
Pandora: Your welcome
The 2 hang up and Pandora dialed Winnie’s phone number.
Winnie: …… How do you know who I am?
Pandora: I never said your name, stupidass!
Winnie: Hmph! There’s 1000 numbers for that.
Winnie dared to hang up on Pandora, leaving her speechless.
Pandora: Alright, bitch. You asked for it.
She redialed the number.
Winnie: Listen, asshole-
Pandora: NO, YOU LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. DARE TO HANG UP ON ME AGAIN, I’LL MAKE TACOS OUT OF YOUR INTESTINES!
Winnie: Is this some kind of a joke…? Who are you?
Pandora: Pandora Jynx.
Winnie: Anyway, Pandora. Why are you calling me?
Pandora: Stay the fuck away from Mandy’s man, bitch!
Pandora: Bill, that’s her fidanzato.
Winnie: Look, I don’t speak Italian.
Pandora: Oh, hell no…!
Winnie: And I don’t want any arguments.
Pandora: Why, you chicken?
Pandora: Pero chicken?
Pandora: Whatever, moron. It was a joke.
Pandora: Listen, if either me or Mandy see your fucking number on her man’s phone again, I’ll fuck you up, whore. I’m not fucking around, you fucking perra! Don’t think we don’t know how you look! Because she bought a new phone for his fucking birthday and it comes with those fucking… picture thingies. And he has your fucking blond ass, other asses that look like a Jessica bleach, bitch.
Pandora: Thank you for your cooperation.
She hang up on Winnie.
Pandora: Fucking perra.
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